Boobs, booty or brains?

Just watched an excerpt of some entertainment show with Fiona Xie interviewing three pseudo-hunks with fakey accents. The question was - which body part of a woman is most important to you - boobs, booty or brains? To which all three (earnestly) unanimously replied - brains.

Yeah, RIGHT! Like I believe these people.

I have found that most guys (not all I must qualify) are helluva initimidated when I finally show off my brains. Especially in the context of a conflict. Most guys are more emotional and less rational than they think they really are, to top it off, there's a high dose of denial in the mix. Lethal.

So back to the pseudo-hunks. Know what I think? I think they meant brains powered enough to flirt and amuse, yet constrained enough to capitulate to their ways of thinking.

Hrmph.

Maybe this tirade is prompted by a little episode I had with a colleague. We were in the printing room together and suddenly this older lady colleague started talking to me in a congenial, advisory tone. 'So, are you seeing anyone?' 'Haha, no.' 'Oh! But you're so.. dynamic.' (I was hoping for attractive but she said dynamic.. o well.. heh)

And in response, without much thought, I flippantly replied, 'Oh, guys don't want dynamic girls, they want girls who will listen to them.' She started for a moment, then smiled and said, 'Yes, that's true.'

See?

Sigh.